February 2011
Feb 1st
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Things That I Hope
That nobody goes on the internet on my phone, where the history will take you to a site full of sex positions that I was trying to explain to Ward That my FCKH8 shirt and Lolita come in the mail this week That my mum recovers from her three day long migraine That someone would cook me the frozen pizza in our freezer That I pass my driving test!
Feb 1st
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January 2011
hewhocriedwolf asked: TMIs are my favourite things.
Jan 31st
TMI time.
I have never, and fear I will never, er, finish. I think too much- yes, that’s it. I don’t really like boys anymore in a physical or emotional way, but I do sexually (although not the same as/more than with girls). I’m yet to discover how that actually works. 
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hewhocriedwolf asked: wait. given the capitalisation in that ask, do you perhaps mean 'Sandy Sandy' instead of 'Sunny Days', the song i played by Soko?
though i do not remember you REALLY liking that song. you seemed to like 'Free Loop' by Daniel Powter a lot more, at least.

i am confused.
Jan 31st
vinylandlovenotes asked: I rented out Stranger Than Fiction. Come over and watch it with me.
Jan 31st
Sibling War.
My brother and I are having a competition to see who gets to sleep on the bigger couch. It goes a little like this: plead your sob story for how tired you are.  Garrett: I’m so tired, whenever I press the ‘l’ button, it just goes llllllllllllll because I don’t have the energy to lift my finger off.  Me: I’m so tired, because I only had an hour and a half worth of...
Jan 31st
I am scared of Thursday.
He is baring his ugly teeth at me, licking his lips and grinning maliciously. “I’m coming for you…” he sneers, eyes alight with greed and a sickening curiosity. He beckons me closer, one eyebrow raised knowingly as I find the walls around me with my fingertips. He touches his tongue to the roof of his mouth and whispers “trapped”. 
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hellyesgirlboner asked: Another Perth lady lady??
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
I CAN'T SLEEP
In this godforsaken sauna of a lounge room while my brother yells at ‘fat noobs’.  So I’m going to play Age of Mythology. Extra nerd points for knowing that game! x
Jan 31st
Pretty much,
Now you’re calling me up on the phone, So you can have a little whine and a moan- It’s only because you’re feeling alone. 
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
SO excited for My Idiot Brother. Hel-lo, Zooey as a lesbian with Rashida Jones, and Emily Mortimer, one of my first ever girl crushes! EEEE.
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At last,
All is well in the world of Ward and Summer. Hark, the herald angels sing! My brother has also been exiled from his room, so we are sharing the lounge room and he has moved his Xbox in here. Partayyyy.
Jan 31st
Anonymous asked: Your nothing but a selfish bitch
Jan 31st
Anonymous asked: Fuck you you stupid whore!
Jan 31st
Anonymous asked: Your nothing but a selfish bitch
Jan 30th
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Kicked out, yo.
Sleeping in the lounge tonight, because my house (and, by extension, room) has been invaded by relatives. I called my mum to tell her to leave the essentials in the lounge for when I got home from work. What she considered ‘essential’: Piglet My laptop Pyjamas What she failed to consider ‘essential’: Underwear My straightener Looks like an early morning invasion of...
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hewhocriedwolf asked: it doesn't just help, it pretty much MADE the experience :')
hope you had a good rest of your night! :D
Jan 30th
i just had a really, really great night out...
hewhocriedwolf: sober. SOBER. you’ve no idea how happy this makes me. after last night, i’ve been quite keen on the idea of giving up alcohol… and tonight has proved to me that i’m able to stop drinking and still have a good time. guys, i think i’m going to try and give up drinking. no guarantees, but i’ll give it a shot :’) It helps, of course, when you’ve got a Summer and Brandon...
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Jan 29th
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I survived!
I woke up at 5:15am and my dad insisted that we take a picture of us in our gear (I’ll post it later). As we set off, half of the sky was a beautiful blue and the other, a murky grey. Separating the two was a faded rainbow- a consolation to us considering the impending storms. The ride was arduous and straining. I thought my legs would snap off at some point, but my dad kept pushing me. He...
Jan 29th
vinylandlovenotes asked: SEMPER FI!
Jan 29th
icharlot replied to your post: Tomorrow Well shit, now I feel like I should do something tomorrow too. Haha why are you doing this? alwaystheanalyst replied to your post: Tomorrow PLEASE TAKE A PHOTO!! @Charlotte: to prove to my dad that I can do it, and for some father-daughter bonding time, haha. @Seany: I will, and you will laugh at me.
Jan 28th
Anonymous asked: You're amazing my baby, my darlin and I'm so glad I met you, and that you're a part of my life. Wouldn't know what I'd do without you somedays. You make me smile from ear to ear and make me laugh till my cheeks hurt. You deserve so much good in your life, andI I hope you receive it! Love you beautiful, each and ever freckle (heart shaped too!) Xxx
Jan 28th
Tomorrow
I am waking up at 5:30am to leave at 6am on a 50km bike ride with my dad. He has provided me with lycra cycling pants (sexy), riding gloves, a cycling shirt and A BIKE THAT IS NOT HENRY. I’m sorry Hen, but I don’t think you could handle the Albany Highway. 
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Anonymous asked: Why, what's made this week so good?
Jan 28th
alwaystheanalyst asked: Amare per sempre. All'infinito xxx
Jan 28th
This week has been absolutely fantastic. That is all.
Jan 27th
theywhirlasunder asked: The protaganist of your favourite book has now been replaced with the ENTIRE Wu-Tang Clan.

How is it?
Jan 26th
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