January 2012
Woah, Summy.
The last week of 2011 basically took eye-drop samples from the rest of the year and then dropped them all into one concentrated heap of excitement, bewilderment and chance. I really should write a novel about my experiences this year- until reflecting upon it, I didn’t realise that this year has actually felt like two or three years lumped into one. It has been absolutely filled to the brim...
kadenshane asked: Happy New Year! :) Any special celebrations going on for you in Australia?
December 2011
Anonymous asked: what was your last experience with love?
For this girl, adventures always come after midnight. It’s tiring, being a little runaway.
I love you, life.
I’m sorry I ever doubted your ability to excite me.
Sometimes I get fed up and decide that I’d rather lead a boring life without the pain, and then I have nights like last night and I regret ever resenting it. If you don’t actively seek it, life will bring you what you need. Or what you want. It can be the same thing sometimes, you know.
Q & A.
Ask!
Double or Nothing.
I have to go with the flow. Yes, that’s what I must do.
I must accept that Something is better than Nothing, and that Everything is often too much for me to handle, in any case. I must learn to live in the in-betweens, the pauses, the shared glances, the unease and then the reprieve, again and again.
Rinse and repeat.
“The only way to overcome sadness is to consume it, he said.”
– Everything is Illuminated (Jonathan Safran Foer)
I’m locked outside because I don’t have a key and I can’t wake my brother up, no matter how hard I rattle the window pane. So, I’m sleeping outside. But it was worth it :)
Everyone is out on the town and I’m kinda just like ~yeah nah barbecue chips mate~
Ten to ten, yeah you know the one.
1. Listen. That’s what I say before I launch into an angry tirade, and that’s what I want to do right about now. Get out, get out, get out. Untangle your strings. Anything that is connected to me, even a strand.
2. Guess How Much I Love You? Please, don’t go away. I’m watching things happen and I think that it’s still me and you, it’s still the same, but...
I remember, now, something I definitely do not miss about men.
Hang out with them once and all of a sudden you’re stuck in a deep, dark hole of dependency, tasteless sexual innuendo, and “let’s be more than friends” bullshit.
But then I consider lesbianism- the hard-to-get and my-ex-is-your-next -and weighing it up, I’m not so sure. A decision must be made, and that...
2D words, 4D feelings.
This evening Nicky and I swam and watched the sunset at the beach, ‘attempted’ to play Little Big Planet, deliberated over some return text messages and then did some DIY craft on my bedroom floor (see also: racing car mat).
Here is what I am anxious about:
My boss leaving, and being in charge of the store for almost a month
My own forwardness/inability to ‘go with the...
178B
Our house is so much like a drop-in centre/bar/hotel that I nearly died of shock when Mum asked me to do the dishes and I remembered that she’s my mother, and not some woman out the back who kicks my ass at pool and keeps the drinks coming. Walk outside and there’s a table littered with alcohol, food, board games, pool chalk, beach towels and crosswords. Summertime has such a communal...
Last Night
Kisses, kisses, so many kisses, and always unexpected.
Thirty seconds of courage is all it takes.
Here’s hoping that history does not repeat itself.
(What a fun night)
Anonymous asked: What advice would you have for a guy in the gutter, he's recently been ditched for most likely the last time by a brunette and has abit of problem going for the crazy tail.
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Merry Boxing Day, kids.
I was King of the Kids today (see also: usual Christmas role) and played on by boss’ water slide/bouncy castle combo with his kidlets Taj and Kalani, as well as indulging myself in a game of ‘School’, complete with blackboards and chalk. We jumped waves, played dolphins and then I went for a ‘Big Kid’ swim with the guys. I’m off to The Court tonight with Seany,...
Anonymous asked: what's something you regret saying?
Kaleidoscope
On the way to my work Christmas party with the boys, with faded green hands and wearing bright blue and orange. Last night was really fun- I spent it getting my ass kicked in pool, blowing food-dye bubbles, driving Tilley’s Hummer and rapping to Hilltops and Em. I also got to see my little boys yesterday, and my Daddy. LUVLYF, Merry Boxing Day!
Anonymous asked: What's something you're proud of?
The awkward moment when you stagger outside in a bikini and your mum asks you how you have green food colouring right near your crotch…
Mistletoe please, and a cute girl, and maybe a bit more than kissing, and yes I confess to being frisky on Christmas, I shall call it Friskmas but since I am slightly sloshed this is only acceptable, but my hands are coloured green because of the food dye fight earlier, so unless you want green in unspoken areas I suppose I am off limits… OH WELL, I SHALL PLAY THE SIMS INSTEAD!
Someone come over for Christmas sex
fortysevendegrees asked: Merry Christmas :)
Happy Christmas!
The best way to start Christmas, I say, is to break into an abandoned mental hospital at 2am in the morning, sneak around, jump under fences and through windows, and then ride away at 140km/hr on a motorbike… and then hijack a high school bus (with a secret switch on the front to open the door), radio blaring and all. Or at least, that’s what I did :)
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Birthday motorbike ride time, buh-bye!
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Mum is making me write a letter to Santa because ‘we made him a cake and everything’, and if I don’t believe *I won’t receive* or some shit, damn it Rudolph had better eat his carrot this year or bitches will be huntin’ red noses.
kaitlyninsane:
“Hi, I have just come out of the closet and feeling sassy about my sexuality, I’m going to shave off half my head”
lesbos of perth.
This is fantastic, ha.
Wrapping, yo.
Pretty sure I hold the world record for the worst gift-wrapping by an over three in the history of mankind. Beneath the wrapping, the presents are great, I promise!
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